FROM THE HEART

Funny Love Quotes

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
	Mae West
You call it madness, but I call it love.
	Don Byas
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
	Woodrow Wyatt
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
	Mae West
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
	Winston Churchill
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
	Henry Louis Mencken
Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.
	Ben Hecht
Love is being stupid together.
	Paul Valery
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
	Rita Rudner
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
	Pearl Bailey
Love doesn't make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.    Franklin P. Jones A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.    Ingrid Bergman Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!    Sandra J. Dykes Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.    Albert Einstein Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.    Samuel Lover