THIS IS INDIA

Dear All, I wish this mail reaches right ppl, today itself. Please            take this as high priority to frwd. Hosting Pakistani Flag and burning Indian Flag A Kashmiri separatist leader burning the Indian Flag Indian Flag Burnt in Srinagar Shame on Indian govtand Mediaalso for not making it Breaking News The only country of the world, where one can dare to burn the national flag.. All these become the masala breaking news of Indian news channels: *       If Tendulkar cuts the cake which is made to look like national flag, he is condemned. *       If Mandira Bedi wears a saree with the flags of all the countries being portrayed on that, is made to apologies. *       If one cop in Kolkata and one in Bangalore is terminated of his duties for throwing the Indian national flag on ground, by mistake. Then why double standards: *       During the ongoing Amarnath Sangarsh, Jammuites holding the Indian National Flag and chanting 'Bharat Mata ki Jai' are open fired by the J&K Police on orders from the  Police Commissioner(belongs to kashmir). Peaceful protesters are killed.. *       Like in case of Amarnath case, people in Kashmir when want to get some demand fulfilled, protest by burning Indian national Flag, hosting Pakistani Flag and chanting 'Hindustan Murdabad, Pakistan Jindabad'. But no body condemns. Infact, all such protest are followed by a team of union ministers visiting Kashmir and immediately sanctioning a few thousand crore rupees for Kashmiris. *       Every year on 14th Aug (Pakistani Indipendence Day), Pakistani flag is hosted every where in Kashmir , including the govt. buildings and on 15th Aug, same people burn the Indian flag. This only happens in India !!!! just see d pictures above Really shame on indian media who never showsthese  pics......... shame shame shame ! If  These Are Breaking News..... Forward this mail to many………..if u r the true INDIAN… JAI HIND

Never Have I Fallen

Your lips speak soft sweetness
Your touch a cool caress
I am lost in your magic
My heart beats within your chest

I think of you each morning
And dream of you each night
I think of your arms being around me
And cannot express my delight

Never have I fallen
But I am quickly on my way
You hold a heart in your hands
That has never before been given away

LUV

What I Love About You

I love the way you look at me,
Your eyes so bright and blue.
I love the way you kiss me,
Your lips so soft and smooth.

I love the way you make me so happy,
And the ways you show you care.
I love the way you say, "I Love You,"
And the way you're always there.

I love the way you touch me,
Always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me,
And glad that you are mine.

FROM THE HEART

Funny Love Quotes

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
	Mae West
You call it madness, but I call it love.
	Don Byas
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
	Woodrow Wyatt
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
	Mae West
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
	Winston Churchill
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
	Henry Louis Mencken
Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.
	Ben Hecht
Love is being stupid together.
	Paul Valery
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
	Rita Rudner
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
	Pearl Bailey
Love doesn't make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.    Franklin P. Jones A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.    Ingrid Bergman Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!    Sandra J. Dykes Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.    Albert Einstein Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.    Samuel Lover

Interesting Car Facts

Top fuel dragsters accelerate at up to 5g from standing start. The nitromethane injection produces 6000 BHP.The fastest time for removing a car engine, and replacing it is 42 seconds for a Ford Escort, on 21 November 1985. An airbag moves up to 4500 mph within a second when triggered. A force of 200g is generated. They are designed to explode at an impact speed of 19 mph. The bag inflates within 40 milliseconds of a crash. The Ferrari Formula 1 team is unique in the fact that it produces both chassis and engines for its cars. Ferrari makes a maximum of 14 cars every day. There were only 107 models of the Ford GT40 made of which only 7 were road cars. The Worlds longest traffic hold-up was 110 miles long, between Paris and Lyon on the French Autoroute in 1980. A more recent contender for the title was a 100 mile long traffic Jam, near Hamburg in Germany in 1993. The first known automobile was built in 1668, it was a two foot long steam powered model constructed by Ferdinand Verbiest, a Belgian Jesuit preist. Luxembourg has the most crowded roads in Europe with 570 cars per 1,000 people. The first car race ever seen in the United States was held in Chicago in 1895. The track ran from Chicago to Evanston. The winner was J. Frank Duryea, whose average speed was 71.5 miles per hour. In 1924 a Ford automobile cost $265. The first auto insurance policy is purchased in Westfield, MA, in 1897.

HUMOURS STORIES

 50 Dollars is 50 Dollars

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter. 'Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.'

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther I'm 85 years old. if I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.' The pilot over heard the couple and said, 'folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride; if you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! but if you say one word, it's 50 dollars.'

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. the pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard. he did his dare devil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'by golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't . I'm impressed!'

Morris replied, 'well I almost said something when Esther fell out, but, you know, 50 dollars is 50 dollars!'

Noah - Alive and Living in England

In the year 2007 the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in England and said, 'Once again, the earth has become wicked and over populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans.' He gave Noah the CAD drawings, saying, 'You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights.'

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark.
'Noah!' He roared, 'I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?'

'Forgive me, Lord,' begged Noah, 'but things have changed. I needed Building Regulations Approval and I've been arguing with the Fire Brigade about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbours claim that I should have obtained planning permission for building the Ark in my garden because it is development of the site, even though in my view it is a temporary structure.
We had to then go to appeal to the Secretary of State for a decision.

Then the Department of Transport demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it. Getting the wood was another problem. All the decent trees have Tree Preservation Orders on them and we live in a Site of Special Scientific Interest set up in order to protect the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!

When I started gathering the animals, the RSPCA sued me. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.

Then the County Council, the Environment Agency and the Rivers Authority ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood. I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Equal Opportunities Commission on how many disabled carpenters I'm supposed to hire for my building team. The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only accredited workers with Ark-building experience.

To make matters worse, Customs and Excise seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species. So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark.'

Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, 'You mean you're not going to destroy the world?' 'No,' said the Lord. 'The British government beat me to it.'

CHOCOLATE QUOTES

Favorite Chocolate Quotes #1

Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get.

Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)

Favorite Chocolate Quotes #2

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.

Anonymous

Favorite Chocolate Quotes #3

Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put 'eat chocolate.' Now, you'll get at least one thing done today.

We believe this is from Gina Hayes

Favorite Chocolate Quotes #4

I never met a chocolate I didn't like.

Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtis) in Star Trek: The Next Generation

Favorite Chocolate Quotes #6

And above all... Think Chocolate!

'Betty Crocker'

Favorite Chocolate Quotes #7

The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

Terry Moore

Favorite Chocolate Quotes #8

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!

Lucy Van Pelt in Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz

Favorite Chocolate Quotes #9

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food.

Michael Levine, nutrition researcher, as quoted in The Emperors of Chocolate: Inside the Secret World of Hershey and Mars

Favorite Chocolate Quotes #10

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?

Unknown